Mokhtarian 

A very creepy person who is interested in blue birds. having this last name means that you are a subject to Harjas

Stop being such a Mokhtarian, you creep.

Mokhtarian by Brown guy in the streets June 2, 2013

mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.

mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.

mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005

mokhtari 

Guy with big dick

Your are a real Mokhtari

mokhtari by A real Mokhtari November 24, 2016

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus

You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Monetarianism by [e-mail] January 19, 2011

Mojatarian 

A person who only eats at Moja Cafe

"Would you like to go get some tacos tonight?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a Mojatarian!"

Mojatarian by Moja Cafe September 1, 2013

Monotarian 

Someone who...

1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population.

2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so.

3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others.

4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics

5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else.

6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens.

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.

Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.

Monotarian by Stephan J. February 2, 2015

momatarian

When you generally eat other peoples leftovers

Tommy is a momatarian

momatarian by cheeseydonkey December 25, 2016