Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

by femmenyn April 17, 2024

Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".

We gooning COD Warzone tonight.

by YungCarl April 19, 2024

gooking

when a guy is geeking and gooning at once

the gooking session was crazy so intense

by kleineTracy April 19, 2024

goobington

A colloquial variation of “goober”. Can be used interchangeably.

-Bro, don’t be such a goobington.

-Omg Felicia is such a goobington.

by Ruraldefs April 23, 2024

Goofingidus

Incontrollable goofiness

Dougie:"hey Douglas do you wanna go watch midget wrestling"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"

by ChooiceKisser69420 April 25, 2024

Gooning

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.

Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.

by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

by silliguy May 22, 2024