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funky bunch

A sexual exploit consisting of 4 or more participants both giving AND receiving a salad tossing by positioning themselves in a circle while on their hands and knees. It's kind of a modified daisy chain with a side of rimjob.
When the Thompsons and the Nelsons get together for an evening of punch & pie, they always seem to end up in a funky bunch.
by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005
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Funky Trap

A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.
"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"

"You after the shoes too?"

"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"

"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"

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by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Funky pups

The cheapest sub you can buy that sounds good.
Man I only got 100 dollars should I buy one MTX or six Funky pups.
by hallaback1987 January 2, 2009
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funky dunky

by BABYDUNN October 18, 2003
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funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.
Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.
by mountainboy January 23, 2007
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funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.
"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"
by HopeDee October 16, 2008
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funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
by Nauj73 February 17, 2014
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