ass flute 

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

ass flute by hard worker November 6, 2008

Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

Booty Flute by bozley July 5, 2011

Jew Flute 

Vape or any kind of e-cigarette

“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”

Jew Flute by XxxJewBoi420xxx May 28, 2018

mississippi noodle flute 

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

mississippi noodle flute by SmellyMike March 4, 2015

magic flute 

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

magic flute by Cephas January 14, 2005

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

Picard's Flute by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

zute flute 

a bong, something to get zooted/high with

You ain't looking too good today, hittin up the zute flute already?

zute flute by JettingVan May 21, 2011