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Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.
by SmellyMike October 30, 2017
Get the Clockenflapmug. Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.
by SmellyMike March 4, 2015
Get the mississippi noodle flutemug.