Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Critical

An absolute spanner who can't stop fucking up a gmod server

Critical is a spanner

by potatosalad December 25, 2021

SML Critic

Aka SML Reviewer, Old SML Fanboy, or SML Boomer is a lonely male adult virgin usually in the millennial or Gen Z demographic. Who does nothing but complain and make boring lazy reviews about an internet puppet show named SML. These criticisms are always the exact same thing and can always be summed up as "Old SML good, Modern SML bad". They have yet to grow up and for some reason are unable to grow up past their plush cooming phase. They can't accept that the old version of the show will never return, and will constantly grift on the massive hate train of the modern show. They are entitled set of elitists who thinks they are opinions are more superior than anyone else in the community. Jeffy has been used as a massive scapegoat on why Modern sml "sucks" and have tried massive campaigns to axe the character even though he's the sole reason the channel became super popular in the first place. Some critics have even "threatned" to leave even though they are no threat and usually the ones that quit comeback like a month later. They take the show way too seriously. They even go as far into thinking they have some platonic relationship with the creators even though it's very obvious he doesn't give a crap about them and a few dared called "evil" because of his greed even though a lot of reviewers are no better than him. They can be Pedophiles and absolute creeps.

P.S: The community is also filled with virtue signaling hypocrites who suffer from TDS.

SML uploaded!?!? Time to leave a dislike and write a Bible sized comment on why this video sucked!!!!!! Wow an SML Critic is very similar to a Pro Smash Bros. Player and a Disney Adult! Whats up with these Nintendo related communities being so unhinged?

by Rural Encyclopedia June 21, 2025

Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020

Criticize

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.

Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024