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Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye May 2, 2011
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Command + Q

-Some random game's chatroom-

Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!

*Bunch of people disconnect*

Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
by ghthhgfhg July 6, 2012
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commandbeer

Commandbeer (v.) the act of seizing ones drink (particularly beer) if you have reason to believe the individual cannot/will not finish their beer
Chris cracked the last beer at 7am, and fell asleep soon thereafter. Kevin woke up at 9am and realized the folly of Chris' ways and politely commandbeered him as to not let sweet, sweet beer go to waste.
by shwoopmaster May 14, 2014
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Conan Exiles

The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.
Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*
by Chickenmaster691 March 28, 2019
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Conan Gray

a perfect amazing boy who can dance and sing and paint and i will marry hkm
friend: can you stop talking about Conan Gray

Me: stfu no wh0re
by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021
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conansexual

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like Conan O’Brien regardless of their gender
person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
by Gribble67 May 25, 2022
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boredom command

The command you type at any *nix console when you are bored or in deep thought and don't know exactly what to type or why.
Geek 1: I just typed my boredom command about 20 times, maybe I should leave for the day?
Geek 2: Hah, I just caught myself repeating `ps aux` in my console, lets go get snockered.
by Shane Spencer October 21, 2007
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