sweet cactus chicken jesus

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

by true_pictsie February 13, 2009

Cactus Fart

Someone who is a pain in the ass..

"That person is such a cactus fart!"

by Joshua Morris October 15, 2008

cactus

a fashion style
a grunge music style of clothing

boot cut jeans some times torn. Grey, light blue, charcoal, but never black
boots of some type
jackets. leather or other
other military type gear such as dog tags or cammo
rock band t-shirts
cuffs but not studed

rough and tough
3day beard stubble
greasy or messy hair

"you look so cactus"

by lukus live May 6, 2007

cactus

Something that you say to confuse someone. Only elite people can use this word.

Cactus??

by Barry Odoms November 18, 2002

Arizona Cactus Swallower

While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)

I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.

Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.

by jizzman520 October 9, 2010

spooky cactus

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.

'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'

by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005

Swedish Cactus

When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.

After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.

by bookoute March 27, 2009