Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

by Codplaya May 9, 2010

Reverse Blumpkin

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.

That reverse blumpkin stunk.

by Hawksraider April 27, 2015

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin

More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.

Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.

by Squire September 4, 2008

Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

by MufinMan November 11, 2007

Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.

Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.

by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006