Beaver Diva

A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.

"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"

by Matt & Annie January 13, 2009

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

Beaver Sleepover

when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked

Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.

by Arad01234 March 4, 2011

Beaver Fluffin'

Is another term used for lesbian oral sex. When you use your tongue to fluff the carpet of your lesbian lovers beaver.

Celena to one of her friends at work..."Last night was so good, I can hardly walk today, Amanda has gotten so good at beaver fluffin', I never want her head out from my pussy."

by yolanda bang July 1, 2012

Beavertail boys

dynasty of Rhode Island gangs the Beavertail Boys represent beautiful Beavertail park and umpapado these three gangsters take on shwartz or any hard core mother fucker rivals include Kingston Kreeps Newport Nuisances favorite drink= dark and storms. Gnarliest gang in New England, Kingston Kreeps and Newport Nuisances beware.

Person 1: I will kill you and everything you represent!
Person 2: You just trash talked the beavertail boys? You better watch out.

by merri pom May 4, 2013

Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013