Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

ballsack

Actual Spelling: Ballsac

She kicked me in the ballsack.

by BallHo December 23, 2003

Ballsac

A common slang word for someone acting like a dick and was created by a godlike being called Alex.

dude that mexican is so good at kareoke!" "no he's not don't be such a ballsac!

by CSG3 May 18, 2011

Ballsackery

Eating ham on a very hot day

Wow this is nearly as tasty as ballsackery!

Totse rules

by Nerdfangs May 8, 2004

Big Black Ballsac

1.A Big Black Ballsac or Cock so some Hoebag can suck on the pimps big black ballsac.

1."Get yo dirty ass ova here so u can suck my big black ballsac/cock.

by Giovanni Zeppelin. July 5, 2007

Shitty ballsack

this happens when said ballsack is covered in poo from things only you know about

Person 1: So im balls deep in this guys ass right and then all of a sudden my balls are covered in fecal matter.

Person 2: Wow, you have a shitty ballsack

by Sunkistcherrycoke October 4, 2010

Ballspace

When two guys or more, mainly after drinking, are fighting over a topic where they both argue to make a winning point. They are fighting for ballspace because there is not enough space around all of them to prove whos got the biggest "balls" or ego to fit the room. this can go on for hours, untill one person gives up, the argument is broken up or one person passes out from drinking too much.

Ernie: "What are you talking about, if you think that a modified car can beat out a muscle car then youre crazy"

Bob: "WTV man modified cars can beat them anyday!"

.....an hour later...

Party goer: "what are they arguing about again?"

Party goer2: "Its all about ballspace man, cmon lets go get more beer."

Party goer: "F*cking ballspace"

by Spyder1212 April 6, 2009