Austin, TX

20 square miles surrounded by reality.

Austin is 20 square miles surrounded by reality.

by Luckboy March 22, 2004

Austin

A totally cool person that everyone likes.

Joey- Hey did you see Ashton today?

Kndra- Yea he looked totally Austin

by A Zirk October 22, 2008

East Austin Slapfight

A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.

The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.

by City Limits January 18, 2006

get my stuff fixed up in Austin

To get Brokeback'd, as in Brokeback Mountain.

Peter went to "get my stuff fixed up in Austin", had 1 shot to drink, and started hanging out with the "cowboys".

by Brokeback Hsu April 16, 2007

austins dick

An extremely small penis

Did you bring the microscope to see austins Dick?

by Austins dick December 28, 2016

Austin, TX

1. Home of the Longhorns and Michael Dell.

2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.

3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.

Let's go to Austin, TX to watch the Longhorns beat the Aggies!

by I'll never tell February 29, 2004

Austin, TX

One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.

When I move out, I'm going to Austin, TX.

by Omni March 3, 2004