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AP English

AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.
Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)
by gunshow December 15, 2004
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ap physics

A course that no one should ever take. Wait until college to take physics! High school teachers usually aren't qualified anough to teach this course.

If you want to take an advanced science course in high school, try chemistry, bio, or environmental.
I got 4's and 5's and all my other APs. I got a 2 on physics. Actually, I think everyone in the class got a 2.
Teacher's fault.
by Swirly Manson October 15, 2004
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ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!
by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014
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ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.
Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.
by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010
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AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
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AP Rated

The AP rated is a noun wine based drink:
1) Andy Pacheco's original alcoholic drink

2) Good for a study vibe, cold, and/or a white hangover its made entirely of 25% white wine (sauvignon blanc) , 70% of ruby red grapefruit, 5% ice.
Drink that AP rated fast! don't let it sit because its better when cold. HURRY up and make those we gotta go back to study in 15 minutes!

Breaks between study sessions are great

Positive effects: Will cure a hangover, will not give you a hangover (unless u have 20)

Mostly intended and targeted for college students, this drank will give you a small booze to keep studying, while the vitamin c will keep you away from getting cold. a touch of ice to make it go down smooth.
by AP_Rated October 3, 2017
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AP European History

Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.

Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.

^the way to go

Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.

I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!

I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!

Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.

No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 8, 2019
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