AP Suicide

When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.

Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"

AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.

by Mr. T-Paine May 30, 2011

AP Junkie

A high school student who displays all the self destructive tendencies of a junkie, but instead take as many AP courses as possible.

AP courses are the AP junkies drug of choice; they use them to make up for what they feel they are lacking; typically good looks and friends.

Guy 1- "That chick is taking 7 AP courses"
Guy 2- "She's kind of hot"
Guy 3- "Yea, too bad she's an AP junkie and has no life"
Guy 1- "This school sucks"
Guy 2- "Word"

AP junkies will not rule the world.

Prep school students may be highly involved in other activities, but all in the name of getting into college. They are classic AP junkies.

Kids in the IB program are the same as AP junkies. Let's call them IB junkies.

by sublimemessages March 24, 2009

Ape Rape

Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.

He had two lives, and I only had one, so he ape raped my character to win the game!

by Aspinyata May 15, 2005

grape ape

a potent strain of weed

yo u smoked that ? im gone off that grape ape

by UGOT August 11, 2007

AP Calculus

Possibly the most difficult and rigorous class offered at ANY HIGH SCHOOL! This class will determine how much stress one can go through. Even students that have a 4.0 GPA have a difficult time in this class. Some students that have a GPA of about 1.0-2.9(if possible they will get in this class!) and students that have a GPA of about 3.0-3.9 might not be recommended by their counselor unless they have at least a 85% in all of their math classes. This class is taken by mostly all Seniors and a few Juniors if possible. If a Freshman or a Sophomore was accepted to take this class...THEY WILL NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE AND THEIR GPA WILL HORRIBLY DROP...RAPIDLY! Especially if the teacher a student has is a dick. :(

Senior Student- "Ugh... Hell Week has officially started and now I have to pull off all nighters every 2 days to study for my lame upcoming final in AP Calculus!"

Meanwhile after school

AP Calculus Teacher-"Heh Heh Heh. I can't wait to see the look on every student's face since I threw in several Calculus II and III problems.

Final Exam Day

Senior Student- "Phew. I pulled off 3 all nighters for this piece of sh*t Final I'm about to take." *Looks at Final* "WTF?! My teacher never taught me this!"

*AP Teacher looks at student and laughs in his head* "Muhahahaha!!!"

by AP Legend December 24, 2010

AP Euro

A total embodiment of hell (the tenth circle of hell to be precise). usually taken by genius/ retarded sophomores. the average class initially starts with 20-30 but by day two will be down to 10 retards that are devoted to the class. the tests a purposefully meant to fuck with you and the writer of these tests ( pseudo PAM) is going to be shot by one of these students and will burn in HELL! the average student gets a C- and gets about two hours of sleep . the students lose twenty pounds in weight five inches in height and their personalities and sense of humor.

WARNING: AP Euro will change you into a bitter and cynical child, you receive at least ten hours of work daily.DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS

A)Fuck you Mr.(----) im not doing that much AP Euro work
B)than you FAIL! MUHHAHAHAH!!!!!
A) Damn IT

by Bitter and Cynical March 4, 2011

AP Tests

Designed to test the knowledge you have accumulated over the entire year in the specific Advanced Placement course. A waste of time, and drains you of all energy and life.

Sarah: "Oh My God. These AP Tests are going to be the death of me."
Rachel: "I know. I've gotten ten review books and STILL nothing helps. MY BRAIN WON'T PROCESS!!!!"

by lizzzzzzzzzzz May 20, 2008