1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
Get the twatnessmug. Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"
by D3BUG June 24, 2009
Get the Twatmug. 1. The act of being accosted by a twat.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009
Get the Twattedmug. Technical Woman's Alert Team.
Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008
Get the TWATmug. Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009
Get the Twattingmug. get the fuck up you useless twat
by berserker January 6, 2007
Get the Twatmug. an utter and complete bitch.
by anonymous January 7, 2007
Get the twatmug.