John Kennedying 

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

John Kennedying by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010

John Legend 

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

John Legend by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011

John Fickel 

A kid that always shows up to your house that you kinda like, but he's actually a weirdo.

"Wow, that guy is really John Fickel, why does he always show up at the house?"

John Fickel by yeahguy October 3, 2009

John Lennon 

1.God
2.One of the writers of the greatest music... Period...

1. I worship John Lennon.
2. I listen to John Lennon!

John Lennon by Yorkselim December 4, 2010

John Cena 

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.

Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!

John Cena by Kareem S August 23, 2006

John Danks 

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

John Danks by sexie chocolate October 9, 2008

John Dolan 

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.

I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan

John Dolan by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009