My Life Is Ho 

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.

Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.

My Life Is Ho by gotem. November 19, 2010

hard knock life 

Someone who lives a life full of hardships.

I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...

hard knock life by joe tim March 16, 2011

a matter of life and death

Iron Maiden's latest album, they are currently touring to promote it. its a great album

I saw Maiden on the 18th at allstate arena, they played the album in its entirety plus many classics. I highly reccomend that you buy a matter of life and death

a matter of life and death by asdfsa October 19, 2006

Rocko's Modern Life 

The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.

Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!

Rocko's Modern Life by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

tru life 

a rapper/mc of Puerto Rican descent from the Lower East Side, or LES, part of Manhattan. Tru Life recently signed with Jay Z and Rocafella, but was virtually unknown to most before that. Tru Life has recorded for several years but is famous for his apperanece on "Beef" for his squabbles with Mobb Deep. That beef has supposedly been squashed, but most recently at the 2006 PR Parade Tru dissed Dipset in a harsh way. Tru Life and Jim Jones particularly had beef and were supposed to box for 50 G's. Nothing had transpired as of yet.

Tru Life kinda killed the Dips with that freestyle.

tru life by Buzzedagain September 4, 2006

Quality of life

The amount of satisfaction we have with our lives, taking into account both material and non-material wealth.

People will get the most amount of satisfaction when they have both material and non-material wealth. It should be balanced. Having satisfaction with both material and non-material aspects of life is part of a high quality of life.

Quality of life by Patrick Harder May 13, 2005

School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.

A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

School -- waste of my life by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010