Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

Ratchet Ass

Cop-speak for a "frequent flyer". One who is always in trouble, always screwing up, or a drain on society.

There's Bubba. Wonder what that ratchet ass is up to now?

by RangerAl August 27, 2013

swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011

Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

by wufei September 9, 2004

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass burglar

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

by I forget January 11, 2004