ass jiblets 

dingle berries, small pieces of shit stuck in your ass hairs.

Go wash those ass jiblets out of you ass.

ass jiblets by Dirty Texas Boy August 22, 2008

ass gnomes 

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

ass gnomes by Fusion September 19, 2003

Ass muck 

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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Ass muck by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

ass schnitzle 

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

ass schnitzle by Penelope January 17, 2004

ass dammit 

The ultimate in backwards swearing.

ranks slightly above fuck ass

Ass Dammit Daniel, where are your pants?!

ass dammit by friedricebob March 24, 2004

ass chatter 

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

ass chatter by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

ass glove

a term for an item of underwear worn on the lower half e.g thong, g-string

i bought a new ass glove today

ass glove by Lozzy G August 11, 2005