cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.

my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her

cat tongue by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025

Cat Polio 

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

Cat Polio by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Cat shit

When a girl is leaving and or leaves stuff behind her to pick up.

Listen…can’t talk to you now cuz “ I’m picking up cat shit!”

Cat shit by MissBjBliss October 12, 2025

cat pumper

aiden pumps the fuck out of his cat

Aiden you're a cat pumper

cat pumper by Dunfy Young Team October 20, 2025

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

Cat Tongue by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

Cat bath by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

Cat in the room

She watches, for she's our camera ❤️

So, is sex still a private thing with the cat in the room?

Cat in the room by addielover December 29, 2025