halffidavit

A slap-happy muddle of a sworn statement dat's carelessly scribbled out and presented to a court; it's such a blatantly-glaring farce of a document dat it should obviously be thrown out by da judge, but quite often is not.

Tronald Dump has presented so many stupid-a** halffidavits during his ongoing legal battles dat it's a wonder dat anybody believes a word he says at dis point!

by QuacksO December 5, 2022

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Half and half

Tea and lemonade with hella sugar added and sometimes flavoring. Popular in Baltimore

Ayo lemme get a sip of that half and half

by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022

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half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

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Half-life

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.

Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!

by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022

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