APHEATFSDSCBC

Armor Piercing High Explosive Anti Tank Fin-Stabilized Discarding Sabot Capped Ballistic Capped. A very huge and complicated round, which means its minimum gun caliber is 280mm.
(This type of shell is not real, obviously)

Commander: Load the APHEATFSDSCBC round!
Loader: Uhh, the fuck?
Commander: Damn it, just fire.

by somewindow August 16, 2024

Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

Apple Silicon

Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.

My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.

by technogodCEO December 25, 2024

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Apple

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.

Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

apple chain

apple chain - the wrong way or ignorant way of saying Appalachian,
pronounce it as "Appa-latch-uh

ignorant man: you one of them apple chain redneck hillbillies that live in the mountains!

by Blu_leef January 13, 2025