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Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay
by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023
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winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.
girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol
by diamond11 March 15, 2019
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Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.
Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022
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Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur
"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"
by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012
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Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 6, 2020
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Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.
I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.
by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017
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Big Winter

We are driving straight up I-35 to visit my aunt and uncle in the Big Winter.
by Kaj Amir December 27, 2009
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