simcsuk

pronouced: sim-chuck

1. a scumbag boy, who gets a new girlfriend after a day of breaking up with their girl.

2. a bipolar asshole that takes stuff out on people for all the wrong reasons

Wow! he is sucha simcsuk

by exsareassholes May 18, 2008

Simmer

A food rating app. It's like Yelp for restaurant dishes instead of restaurants.

Simmer app is fire

by The Coffee Plant March 2, 2020

Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

Simcha-birnbaum

The best smartest coolest individual you know.

Did you see Barack Obamas speech? That guy is a straight simcha-birnbaum

by Smartypants69 June 9, 2021

Dirty Simen

When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.

You did such a dirty Simen.

by Kajfils February 14, 2022

Shamone Danielle Simeon

A naaiball , a stoopid

She is a shamone Danielle Simeon

by KingK15 August 25, 2019

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009