procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

by adzeman21 September 18, 2015

procrastobation

To kill time or to avoid doing something in the act of masturbating

woah man i really didn't want to do my homework yesterday so I procrastobated all night

Teacher- " Kids procrastobation is a really bad habit , you should turn your homework in on time"

by sexy geenie December 21, 2010

procrasturbation

the act of procrastinating by watching porn.

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

procrasturbate

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.

Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."

by Heinous April 28, 2006

Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011

Procrasturbate

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.

Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.

by TMV February 24, 2006

Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason December 28, 2007