Piss-up 

A drinking session. A booze up.

Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.

Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

Piss-up by hognoxious September 4, 2007

piss orgasm 

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

piss orgasm by minghi April 26, 2003

Piss Tax 

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

Piss Tax by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

Piss and tell

An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.

Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!

Piss and tell by Medicine Man Dusty October 28, 2010

Piss on the moon 

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

Piss on the moon by Blkdaimond May 31, 2011

Piss Comet 

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.

The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet

Piss Comet by Human Overth June 18, 2011

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017