minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

minge lard by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

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Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

Jacko-lard by RMatrix September 14, 2021

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Related Words

lard ass • lard • Lardon • lard arse • Lardo • lardtard • Lardcakes • Larding • Lardy • lard bucket

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

B-Lard by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

hard lard by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

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seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

seeping lard syndrome by bussintok February 18, 2025

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Fatty Lard Boy

Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby

My friend Jackson is a Fatty Lard Boy

Fatty Lard Boy by anonymous February 19, 2025

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Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

Melt the Lard by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

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