Definitions by jtrefgarne

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

Off-roading by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

hard lard 

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

hard lard by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Boner frigate 

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

Boner frigate by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022