Definitions by RMatrix

Jacko-lard 

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

Jacko-lard by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Jack-o-lard 

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

Jack-o-lard by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Glarfendingaling 

Trying to do important but putting no real effort into it but other people may think you are.
Ie, I was cleaning the refuse around my house.

I/he was glarfendingaling around m/his house with the appearance of cleaning my/his-her house.

Glarfendingaling by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Bozofolo

Someone who thinks he's being smart but only just making a fool of himself by getting in the way.

That bozofolo just cut in front of me at the freeway exit.

Bozofolo by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Cockamafony 

A phoney front to an establush rule created to quell any objection.

Your cockamafony tempts to process my payments.

Cockamafony by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Buttfukadooning 

When some(one) buttfuk is hanging around being nosy in your business, you, in turn, spend time (doing needless things to have) buttfukadooning that someone ( and waste their time thinking they will discover something interesting).

When some(one) buttfuk is hanging around being nosy in your business, you, in turn, spend time (doing needless things to have) buttfukadooning that someone ( and waste their time thinking they will discover something interesting).

Buttfukadooning by RMatrix August 13, 2021

You've said a mouthful. 

You are sucking up with so many complements that it's like you have your mouth full male orgasmic excretion.

After plying lots of unfounded compliments to someone, the person responds by saying, "You've said a mouthful."

You've said a mouthful. by RMatrix April 12, 2021