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Freedom Fries

1. A renaming of French fries because some people didn't like what the french were saying.

2. A silly word that tends to cause lot's of virtual (and physical) shouting about something that doesn't really matter in the long term.
1. "I don't like what the french are saying about our war, lets call their fries FREEDOM Fries! Why? Because in America, saying FREEDOM is like drugs!"

2. "DAMN REPUBLICANS! GEORGE BUSH! FREEDOM FRIES! FRENCH! STUPID! IDIOTS! WAR! IRAQ! PROTEST!" All because we started calling them freedom fries....
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freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.
I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.
freedom fries by AYB April 27, 2003

french fries 

(n.) The universal side dish.
Shit, they gave me ____, but skimped on the french fries.
french fries by Mizar_08 July 8, 2010

Crack Fries 

French fries served by Korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated US Soldiers stationed in South Korea.
Usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.
"Guys... curfew's coming up, let's get some crack fries, and head back on post."
Crack Fries by Calculated Risk 047 December 31, 2008

some fries with that 

Refers to somebody cheating on a partner; not satisfied with a partner; booty call; Friend with benefits on the side.
"His current lady isn't enough and he wants some fries with that. He's total cheating scum."

"Girl, you make me want some fries with that!"

"I'd never get fries with that, baby, I'm faithful to you."

Biggie Fries 

noun \'bi-gē frīz\

a. A incredibly attractive voluptuous woman.

b. A term of endearment for your closest friend, homeboy, wingman, accomplice, etc ...
a. Wow that Kim Khardashian is a real biggie fries!
b. Me and Biggie Fries went to the club to check out the talent.
Biggie Fries by CasMan422 October 1, 2010

Liberty Fries

A term used by fat women who masturbate to their television set, meaning "French Fries," but also "I'm a piece of trash for using this phrase."
I am a fat woman so I like to eat Liberty Fries and masterbate while watching young Americans die half way around the globe.
Liberty Fries by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003