*About to pull your date*
"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "
"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"
*The End*
"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "
"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"
*The End*
by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011
Get the Cockblockalypse Now mug.The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed
Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)
by DKN85 January 15, 2012
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The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD
“Do you want to attack me?”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
by Wubbadu June 7, 2016
Get the Cockblock mug.Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
by KJDubs September 28, 2011
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
Get the Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation mug.Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
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