Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.

Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!

by GeosWorld October 6, 2025

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021

Fiddle-Gagging

fiddle gagging or fiddle gag can be arranged in any way in any sentence! it has no true definition besides the context of the sentence you use it in.

"stop your fiddle-gagging!!"
"god I cant wait to fiddle gag with you.."

by fiddle-gagger December 15, 2023

butt fiddle

a different word for butthole funny and unique .

David shut your mouth and come play my butt fiddle you dirty carpet bagger !

by Debbie A. November 15, 2007

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

Fiddle

A fiddle is a pen

Can I borrow your fiddle

by Skddbbckxh March 16, 2017