facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

Puta Facil

in spanish the word "puta" meaning whore and the word "facil" meaning easy
and in the spanish tradition one must put adjectives after the noun
therefore having puta facil as the english equivalent to "easy whore"

dat girl is sucha puta facil

yeah fo ril she be doin all da boizz

by tate piercee December 22, 2008

Jade-faced

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

by Penguin in a Bowl October 15, 2009

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

Russian Facial

Is when a man blows his load into the palm of his hand and then slaps his girl across the face.

My girlfriend is always complaining that I never surprise her anymore, so last night I gave her a Russian Facial.

by SquiddKidd October 6, 2012

Double-faced entendre

A double faced entendre is a person with two different personalities. Usually one being of the angelic sort and the other devilish. This term is coined by Oliver tree.

I thought I was in love, turns out that girl was a “double-faced entendre”

by PiperMassey June 25, 2021

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008