dentless

Some shit Chris D’Elia said in a podcast. Means you ain’t about that soft shit.

“I’m fucking dentless.”

by BudussyFishOilTheThird April 14, 2019

dent headed alien

an alien looking creature who has been hit in the head by a gym door causing a dent in the right skull region of the forehead.

That kid Justin G is a dent headed alien !

by Alex Dopico April 13, 2009

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

by mcmugger June 30, 2011

denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.

"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."

by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013

dentamatrix

When a dental dominatrix. does a number on you, using scary procedures as whip and chains.

"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.

Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?

She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."

I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.

by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012

Denture fest

It's like a sausage fest, but with old people.

I want to check out the roatary club, but I'm affraid it will be just another denture fest.

by sshelato3 June 30, 2013

Dentare

Slang for a totally stupid person. The worst person you can ever meet. Never use this on your friends, and never joke about it. Calling someone dentare can completely kill their reputation, so only use it on people you really hate,

Person 1: Omg, is John picking his nose?
Person 2: Ewww, yes!
Person 1: He is sooo dentare!

by ItzTheQueen April 24, 2014