brandong

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Brandos

To Fuck the shit out of a women. The use of the Shocker/Punisher. Decendet of Leonidous (from Spartan Legends)

Hey man i totaly brandos that chick last night. Again Brandos will come and destroy all

by BrandosTheSpartan March 22, 2008

Brandon

This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.

Brandon is a sexy motherfucker

by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012

Brandon

A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

by night_troller August 23, 2011

Brandon

Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.

" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"

by Brandocommando March 4, 2009

Brandon

The act of getting a random erection

Oh boy, i'm getting a brandon

by Cortez The Pirate April 28, 2011

Brandon Li

A tennis star!!! Number 1 tennis player. Likes Margaret Wang.

Brandon Li is really good at tennis.

by David Gim Lover 123 November 13, 2019