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smurfs

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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smurf

Little blue people from a cartoon series.
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel captured Smurfette!
by louis October 22, 2001
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Un-smurfy

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.
Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!
by Canadavey July 30, 2008
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dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"
by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008
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Smurf Bite

To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.
My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.
by Lilgem January 5, 2008
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smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.
man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!
by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011
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smutface

Expressing distaste for someone's appearance, or attitude. Someone who constantly has their nose in some sort of smutty periodical.
"Maureen is a smutface"
by SmutBurger July 11, 2006
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