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"Milkshake" by Kelis

Within the context of Kelis' 2003 song "Milkshake," milkshake is a metaphor for blowjobs. If you replace the word "milkshake" for blowjob or blowjobs it becomes clear.
"Milkshake" by Kelis ~ Verse #1

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

EDITED:
'My blowjobs brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'
by Chase29 November 2, 2010
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Milkshake

yo all r really stupid...

a girl's milkshake.. is "the way she carries her shit".. her walk, her ass, her body, whatever makes her hott.... her "stuff
by boombasticbitch November 26, 2003
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tijuana milkshake

The process of sticking a drinking straw into a girl's vagina to slirp semen out after you've "blown a wad" into her baby-maker.
Man, I heard Josh blew his load while humping the girl, but at least he did the Tijuana Milkshake. That reduces the chance of him getting her pregnant.
by Mississippi Coast Trash November 8, 2008
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alabama milkshake

When you get done having anal sex with some girl you pull it out, pour ranch dressing into the ass, and suck that bad boy out with a staw.
After having anal sex try out that alabama milkshake. It is very tasty!!
by Nick Casey April 4, 2008
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Canadian Milkshake

So what you wanna do is get maple syrup rub in your dick the and then get someone to blow ya.
by Farcry2kid October 11, 2015
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milkshake

An overhead smash in tennis that hits in the court and bounces over the fence, rendering it virtually impossible to return. The ultimate display of dominance in tennis; humiliating for the other player.
noun~
Dan: I hit a milkshake in my match, so my coach bought me a milkshake. Mmmm, strawberry!
Sally: Wow! Will you go out with me?

verb~
Bill: I hit a weak lob, and Dan milkshaked it.
Jenny: Ummm... let's break up.
by Adm. Pudding May 1, 2013
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Milkshake

1. A girl's body; the way she carries it.
2. An actually good drink if your a non-song human.
3. A somwhat cheesy song by Kelis.
1. Damn, that girl has a good milkshake.
2. This new milkshake that came out at the store was really delicious.
3. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their right, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
by MakerOfMemes June 12, 2017
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