serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.

by ctrlU January 26, 2010

why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!

why so serious

by Christina4 December 22, 2008

seriously considering

yes i agree to that

I am seriously considering letting you cum in my mouth. = Yes, I want you to cum in my mouth.

by widget567 November 4, 2010

fo serious

the intensity of a serious

person1: I just sharted
person2: FO SERIOUS
person1: FO SERIOUS???
person2: FO SERIOUS NOT FIVE SERIOUS BECAUSE that would be too many!!

by niggaa April 10, 2006

seriously unchillaxed

The act of being angry or otherwise aggravated about something. Also used to refer to particularly stressful situations.

I went a trip to the West Bank wall, that place is seriously unchillaxed!

by Gordon Ingram July 30, 2008

Seriousize

A verb -

To seriousize

Present tense:

I am seriousizing
You are seriousizing
He/She/It is seriousizing
We are seriousizing
You are seriousizing
They are seriousizing

Past Tense:

I serious'd
You serious'd
He/She/It serious'd
We serious'd
You serious'd
They serious'd

It is what you do when you need to look serious. You serious.

"Jim was laughing, but then he serious'd because his mum came in."

"Could you guys seriousize a bit?"

"Yo dawg, us street-ghettoistics be seriousizing!"

"To seriousize. Or not to seriousize. That is the question."

by Yonasu June 30, 2008

Seriously Shut the Fuck up

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way

Yo seriously shut the fuck up man fo real just chill.

by James Evans March 28, 2004