by Shurup jarjjjj February 18, 2019
Get the Sort your head out mug.A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.
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Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t December 25, 2013
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A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.
"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"
"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"
"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"
by mudhut September 24, 2014
Get the some sort of cunt mug.A sorority girl who's main goal in life is to have sex with as many fraternity guys as possible, and who's ultimate goal is to bang the starting quarterback. Once they have accomplished that, they focus on banging pretty much every other athlete on campus. It is possible to identify a Sorostitute if they are driving down the road blasting any 50 Cent song.
by Maverick August 22, 2005
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by Phaedrus4th June 20, 2012
Get the Shortstop mug.shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.
Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.
by fly-dawg September 21, 2005
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basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.
by Shinigami Dani July 24, 2003
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