Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.

Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....

by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016

pudding pusher

1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking

"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."

"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."

"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."

"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."

by amandaul October 20, 2014

Demon pudding

Super hot, lava like, diarrhea. Sometimes explosive

Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.

by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017

Steaming Pudding

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.

Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

black pudding

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.

Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.

by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003

pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006