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La Puta Paisa

Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.

Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
La Puta Paisa by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

Put a dent in the universe

To make a noticeable difference in life for a lot of people!
Steve jobs Put a dent in the universe !

put a dip in 

A command which, aside from it's literal meaning referring to chewing tobacco, may be used to tell a person they need to man up, regardless of whether or not the speaker intends for the person to actually "put a dip in".
Mike: I'm so hammered. I can't drink anymore, man.

Jackson: Don't be a pussy. Put a dip in and drink a beer.
put a dip in by Blazin' Buffalo September 8, 2010

hat putato 

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.
hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente
hat putato by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004

Put a hit out on 

to contract with a killer to have someone murdered.
Peter: I sort of put a hit out on ya.
Louis : How could you put a hit out on me !
Put a hit out on by CansuHoca July 14, 2016