A Boring Story

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this
A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END
by Lily Pig June 17, 2021
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crashing bores

bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing

and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.

so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY

the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....

great song, you should listen it. NOW!
by klangwiedergabe November 18, 2009
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bore tongue

Pierced tongue, provided for oral sex
Bore tongue that’s the best
by Mcr.... January 28, 2018
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boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering
dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!
by dhrotky June 07, 2018
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Boring fuckers

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..
1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..
by Lee Mad As Toast February 05, 2010
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Lil Bored

The perfect example of 21st century humor..... Also an excellent editor
Will you get bored watching Lil Bored?
-Nope
by DebacleMavrick June 01, 2021
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door bore

boring twats who say "bye" then hang around the doorway for 3 weeks boring you to fucking death,just go home.
look, another door bore,kick the bastard out.
by tragbo August 31, 2006
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