Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
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Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
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This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
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An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.
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