Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Laloux

An eloquent, sophisticated and classy (yet highly erotic) variation of "lol".

laloux! that is so funny! (often followed by the sentiment that "laloux" sounds like a super hot french girl

by Kasparama April 12, 2017

layuru

the most loving, Indian, amazing man you'll meet. Usually likes lottery tickets. Ladys man and is usually from Sri Lanka.

WOW! Did you see that Layuru walk by?

by youssef773 May 22, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

Layover dick

Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.

Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.

by Bbyyy3 June 11, 2018

Layguy

A Roman Catholic Child molester

Fr. layguy just scored again!

by Friar Re October 27, 2018