Kool Kids Klan

Most likely the group of kids at your school who act with the holier-than-thou additude, and hate on everyone else, except the hot girls with no minds of their own.

Mitch, Kale, and Jack are part of the Kool Kids Klan. They think they can beat anyone in a fight and that their girlfriends are so hot.

by Everruler July 22, 2006

kool kool

When you couldn't care less when replying to a friend's text.

Them: "I just ate the best salad at (insert place here)
You:"kool kool"

by used undies May 1, 2015

Kool-Aid goggles

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.

I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.

by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.

I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!

by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010

Kool-aid Jammer

The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.

"I gave this chick a kool-aid jammer last night"

by th3 j3w October 15, 2008

Kool-Aid Jammer

A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?

Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!

by ferociousboobear June 12, 2009

kool aid

When a girl is so oddly fat that she resembles the "Jug of Juice" known as the kool aid man.

"Dude you know that girl who always wears those red maternity shirts?"
"Yeah dude total kool aid."
-A-Dog and nedbalek-

by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007