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I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
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There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
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There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
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