Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.

Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!

by kum*Star June 21, 2010

Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

by Lewdster May 3, 2018

Girthy

To be well-endowed in the penile area

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.

by PJFizzle April 18, 2010

Girthday

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.

Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?

by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014

Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at

"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"

by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014

Girtha

The name given to any woman who is excessivly obese.

Yo...check out Girtha...

by Geoffrey Scott September 23, 2005

girther movement

After President Donald J. Trump's first annual physical as President of the United States the Physician announced that Donald Trump's weight was 239 pounds. The girther movement was born out of disbelief that his stated weight was so low and people believed that there was a cover-up hiding his real weight. If he was hiding his real weight, it was likely the other results were also questionable; specifically his mental state.

The White House Physician announced that Trump weighed 239 pounds, and the girther movement was born.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018