The Ewing Theory

A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.

The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.

by Ryan Tang February 23, 2005

ewen

someone who is GODDAMN AWESOME DEFINITELY A KOOL KAT. awesome singer / gtarist.

girl one: omg there is ewen lets have sex with him

girl two: OK!!!!

pet dog: wooF!

by scruffyruin October 14, 2011

Patrick Ewing

1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.

1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add

by "G-reg" June 1, 2006

ewa sonnet

one of the hottest polish model/singers alive

omg did you see ewa sonnet's titss

by mkvgti June 7, 2009

Baa Ram Ewe

The actual spelling of the secret words that help Babe the Sheep-pig communicate with the unfamiliar sheep at the finale of BABE.

I have no idea what it means in urban speak; I just couldn't stanf seeing its spelling so mangled.

by kerrible February 14, 2005

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

ewokonomics

a system economics where the prices of goods are decided solely by the person with the most fearsome ewok grunt.

In a country that follows an ewokonomics system, if you want to buy something, you have to grunt "RRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr" before the transaction.

by smartypance December 31, 2009