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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 3, 2008
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Constantinople

Alexios: Hey let's go to cons--

Giants: IT'S ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE!
by Panela Rosa August 11, 2021
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Rogus Constant

Any song produced over 5 years ago that one has already acquired on mp3, CD, or other form of media automatically becomes 3 & 1/2 times more awesome when found on the radio.
Dude, the Rogus Constant held true. Rocked it to Enter Sandman on the radio, I skip that song every time it comes on my Ipod.
by Rogus517 October 21, 2011
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Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity
After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.
by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008
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constandard

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.
It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.
by dietcokefan June 7, 2011
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constanipple

I should’ve worn a padded bra today , I have constanipple
by Rae-vyn June 6, 2018
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Constance (discord)

A transgender discord moderator from Seattle who is an asshat
wow timmy I hate Constance (discord) sooo much...
by rangey pangi April 26, 2021
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