crection

An incredibly skillful type of person who usually only plays video games but on occasion scavenges for food

Oh wow, did you see that crection over there? He’s so good st everything

by Dirty of pickles March 3, 2018

Directionism

Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.

1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.

1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism

by 3_bananas_for_a_euro November 26, 2020

Closet Directioner

a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like One Direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to WMYB; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning

OMG, Stacy, Darren is such a Closet Directioner! I saw him dancing in his room to What Makes You Beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!

by Kaeree36 April 29, 2015

zoya directioner

Zoya Directioner is a girl who is extremely hilarious, gorgeous, sassy, fun loving and crazy over five boys who are also known as the biggest boyband in the world. Zoya Directioner who loves to eat just like her idol niall horan, sleep like zayn malik, be strong and sassy like louis tomlinson, cute and charming like harry styles and last but not least caring and protective like Liam Payne. If you have a zoya Directioner in your life never ever let her go because you would never found anyone as beautiful, hot, funny and caring like her.

Person 1: look zoya Directioner is here!
Person 2: damn, I wanna be her!

by crazyzirectionermofo June 17, 2019

Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.

When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.

by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012

funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

accidental creation

1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.

2.also used for accidently created life form

example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"

example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"

by Dont have a name March 8, 2008