Chidget

A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.

Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

by WillLDT February 22, 2009

Chidder

To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benfit of the parent of another child it has just upset, when in reality you think what just happened was hilarious and totally justified!

When I punished my child at the park today it was just chidder

by madlittlealien October 5, 2015

chidinma

A term of offence to indicate blatant and uninhibited homosexuality - a black, hairy male, a sex slave for those superior to him (esp. white people)

"Stop being such a Chidinma!"
"Ow, I can't sit down, I got Chidinma'd too hard last night!"

by Barry Ryan November 1, 2003

chidike

Usually a black African American boy. And also say boy like boi. Chidikes have an active fun personality. Chidikes are fun to play with. But not to eat with because they often release gas.

I have a friend named Chidikes he is a chubby fat ganster.

by crazy boy troy April 4, 2017

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003

Chidies

chunky skid marks in your undies.

That guy has bad chidies

by shez69er June 9, 2009

Chidester

A drunk party act involving cigar smoke and half a cup of beer. One fills a solo cup half way with beer then takes a large drag of cigar and lets the smoke exit the mouth into the cup. Then one inhales the smoke out of the cup and preceedes to chug the beer immediately after inhaling. After the beer is chugged exhale the smoke.

"Dude that kid is gonna be buzzin! He just did a Chidester!"

by vin number February 6, 2010