by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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by Ktayah February 3, 2018
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person 1: should i actually try do my hw? my teacher said he’s not grading it
person 2: bruh just free it atp
ex 2
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person 1: should i actually try do my hw? my teacher said he’s not grading it
person 2: bruh just free it atp
ex 2
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person 2: free… i didn’t wanna be here anyways
by rock456 October 6, 2025
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I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
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by aquamarine23 June 5, 2016
Get the friction free dating mug.Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the The truth will set you free mug.What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
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